Lol… Totally!! 

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Medical Humor:

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the Best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, says, “I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”
The second, responds, “Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.”

The third surgeon, says, “No, I really think librarians are the best! Everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”
The fourth surgeon, chimes in: “You know, I like construction workers…Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.’
But the fifth surgeon, shut them all up when he said: ‘You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There’s no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine… Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable!

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New Years Humor:

  

I know I am nasty but this is totally me!! Lol.. Little Karl

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True Thought… Lol…

  

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Hillbilly Humor:

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, a woman eating a sandwich at a nearby table begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, “Kin ya swallar?” The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, “Kin ya breathe?” The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.

His partner says, “Ya know, I’d heerd of that there ‘Hind Lick Maneuver’ but I never seed nobody done it.”

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Not a Very Good Parenting Day!

Morning was rough as always before medications in…

Called to the school this morning due to Seventh grade Autistic son got made at the teacher and broke his glasses!  Ugh!  He is blind without them!   I want so bad to say to him and how does breaking your glasses get back at your teacher… But I don’t dare cause he will take that literally and think of ways to back at her!  So, I guess it is better that the alternatives!  

Psychiatrist offices called medications changes with 2 of the kids…

Lots of bedtime drama with the 3rd grade daughter who is just plain mean!

My college age niece had the tv remote and she is watching Cops or Drugs Inc… All I can think is:  Yep, will be watching our children on tv like this someday!!

Chilling with a margarita… Glad this day is almost over!  Bright side… The sun will come up tomorrow!! Lol  

Good Night All!  -Little Karl

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