Parenting Tip:

Treat a difficult child the way you would your boss at work. Praise his achievements, ignore his tantrums and resist the urge to sit him down and explain to him how his brain is not yet fully developed.

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Childbirth humor:

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl, to hold a light high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.  The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.  The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed, 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded…

“He shouldn’t have crawled in there in the first place! Smack his ass again!”

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Parenting Humor


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Joke of the Day:

A big, burly man visited the pastor’s home and asked to see the minister’s wife, a woman well known for her charitable impulses.

“Madam,” he said in a broken voice, “I wish to draw your attention to the terrible plight of a poor family in this district. The father is dead, the mother is too ill to work, and the nine children are starving. They are about to be turned into the cold, empty streets unless someone pays their rent, which amounts to $400.”

“How terrible!” exclaimed the preacher’s wife. “May I ask who you are?”

The sympathetic visitor applied his handkerchief to his eyes. “I’m the landlord,” he sobbed.

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Quote of the Day:

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth.
— Buddha

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Joke of the Day:

Mrs. Fletcher goes to the butcher shop to buy a chicken for the Sunday meal. The butcher has only one scrawny chicken left. He puts it on the scale.

“Three pounds,” he says.

“That’s too scrawny; don’t you have something bigger?” Mrs. Fletcher asks.

He pretends to rummage around, and then puts the same chicken back on the scale, while pressing with his thumb.

“Three and a half pounds,” he says.

“That looks better,” says Mrs. Fletcher. “I’ll take them both.”

Dishonesty  NEVER pays off!  LOLOL  Little Karl

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Teaching Moment:

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In middle school a teacher handed out different products and asked the students to

squeeze out all of the contents. Once everything was out of each container the

teacher asked the students to put the contents back into the containers. As hard as

the students tried, they just couldn’t do it. The teacher said “In the moment, you were

so consumed with what you were doing that you didn’t realize the mess you were

making. Then, after it was so quickly and easily poured out, you realized it was

impossible to put it all back in. Remember this for the rest of your lives when it comes

to words that come out of your mouth!

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